Ocean jokes
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!