Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
