Ocean jokes
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha