It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
