Like if u have nuts
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
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one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
me.do you like cobble. my friend. no me. gobble deez nuts
Do you know Biden. Biden on these nuts
what did one squirrel say to the other squirrel? stop staring at my nuts .
I have nut cancer...
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Not a joke but still dc
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
What is the richest nut ever a cashooo
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
