Nut jokes

A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.

The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Like if you have nuts.

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.

Everybody loved dees big nuts.

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Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.

I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.

Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

What is a dog?

An animal.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

Mixed nuts.

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

What kind of number hates nuts?

17.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Donuts.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.