Nut

Nut Jokes

Poop

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"

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  • Man

    This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

    The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.

    Chris

    Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.

    School

    What is the difference between a tree and a school?

    A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a human and a can?

    A human can walk and a can cannot walk.

    Trump

    There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

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