What is a dog 🐶? A pet
What is a good nut 🥜? A magic nut 🥜
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is a dog 🐕.? An animal 🦓
What is the difference between a human and a can? A human can walk and a can can not walk
I have special needs and I was born with it
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
how many times do you nut? it depends how hard you do it.
What is your favourite time of day
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What kind of nut 🥜 hates baseball ⚾️? A nut 🥜 that’s sick 🤕
I love jokes
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
