Nun jokes

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What's black, white, and red?

A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What do you call a nasty ass boy?

Sam Caithness.

What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One is glowing and the other is blowing.

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》

"Nun" kills the two guys.

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Penis.

Two nuns in a bath.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One reads, the other breeds.

What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"

The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."

The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"

The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."

The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."