Nun jokes
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Community talk
Alrrrrrrr, since it's summer and I'm tryna work on myself, I'm gonna see y'all in 3 months, or maybe.... never?? Who knows. Might occasionally pop in here and there just to see how the site's holding up but I won't rlly say nun. On that note, I hope y'all don't do sum dumb shit, and I hope you guys enjoy your summer break. Ciao!
Soooo guys I lost my discord account since my dc was on my iPad anddddd I don’t remember password and I change my Gmail password so yeah I don’t remember nun of it but anyways, yall should add my new dc and my final one I PROMISE
dc: ilovemyhamste
chat who's the most mysterious user in the site (that one random alt that was created and said nun lmao)