Two nuns in a bath.
Nun Jokes
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
