Vow jokes
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Humanity.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Community talk
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more
Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more
I vow to myself, to speak as little as possible, with some rules and exceptions. I am able to talk to some adults like teachers, I am able to talk to family, and I am able to choose three other people outside of those to talk to. Otherwise, my word will not be heard, until I forget why I vowed this, or until it gets taken back.