Vow jokes
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Memes
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Community
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more
Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more
I vow to myself, to speak as little as possible, with some rules and exceptions. I am able to talk to some adults like teachers, I am able to talk to family, and I am able to choose three other people outside of those to talk to. Otherwise, my word will not be heard, until I forget why I vowed this, or until it gets taken back.