Vow

Vow Jokes

Nun

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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  • Mama

    Your mama is so ugly.

    The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

    Nun

    Why is a nun called a nun?

    'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)

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