Vow jokes
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."