Nun Jokes


How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck em

the spear

What is white ,black ,and red and can’t fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head

in Priest

How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy’s cock.


There are “nun” good jokes


Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television

A. Not very interesting


Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water


The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her. When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth. She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me… twice; that is if you are not too tired.


How do get a nun pregnant! Fuck her


Why do nuns go round in pairs? So one nun makes sure the other nun don’t get none!

in Difference

Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…

in Offensive

What black and white black and white black and white black and white… I dead nun rolling down a hill

To many chocolate milks

whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft

in Prostitution

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

Practicing Atheist

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.

Worst joke generator

A sad guy called “nun” is crying next to the grave of his best friend called “month” , “month” got killed by a gay guy and after that “nun” got homophobic.

While “nun” 's sitting next to “month” 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , “Nun” get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》

“Nun” kills the two guys .



What did one dog say to another dog? I love you


What do you call a nasty ass boy


nun 1

Two nuns in a bath


At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun “Wheres the candle?” the other Nun says “Doesn’t it!”.


im really bored can someone talk with me? nun of my friends are responding to me :(

Carrie Thompson

I have a nun joke! It is nun uh ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Big Jim

nuns be like: can I spread the word buttcheck for u?


I asked my mom to make me a brat she was sleepy but is said do it anyway my mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked she took a knife and sliced his dick then put it on a bun then ketchup and mustard i said this tasted funny she was snoring the i threw it and said EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!! ever since that day they haven’t fucked again because he aint got nun to fuck with