Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
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Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
Two nuns in a bathtub. One nun asks "Where's the soap?" The other nun says "It sure does"
There are "nun" good jokes
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
NUNYA Business!
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A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
what do you call the nun that hates for paul walker mother treesa
pray too god her inside her head i'm scared of god
What's the definition of suspicious.....,,A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field π
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