Nun Jokes

What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head

why did the emo kid hate the nun (cuz NUN of them where emo)

Why do nuns go round in pairs? So one nun makes sure the other nun don't get none!

Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope...

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Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television

A. Not very interesting

whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft

What do you call a nasty ass boy

SAM CAITHNESS

Penis

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》

"Nun" kills the two guys .

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