Why is the number 6 afraid of seven because 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
I want your weight not your phone number
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”