Numbers jokes
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
ooooooooooooooooooooo
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.