Numbers jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.