Numbers jokes
What's funnier than 24? 25!
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Number.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
12312312344567890
Why is 6 scared of 7?
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!