counting my fingers and get nine why?
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
how do you shribble a dick
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
What happeneds when you search nudes on my phone? Nothing i dont have any
when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
The number 13? Not on my watch
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
If you read this, your life is a joke
What is the highest number?
420
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.
1 and 2 fell in love the 2 said your the only 1 for me!
Why is the number 6 afraid of seven because 789
I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios
