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Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

What’s the speed limit in bed?

It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

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I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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