Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Why is the number 6 afraid of seven because 789
I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios
What does e = I don’t know Abunch of random numbers but e=mc2
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why was six scared of seven — seven are nine
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
Why is 6 scared of 7 Because 7 8 9
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
Why did 1 break the door open? 2 3 4
