Number jokes
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!