Number jokes
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!