Number jokes
Joke.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Fuck off!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.