Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Number Jokes
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Fuck off!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
your mom
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
