Number jokes
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Fuck off!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
your mom
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!