Number jokes
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
1 + 1 = window.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What is 2+2? Fish.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Joke.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.