Number jokes
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.