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Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

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    • "Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

    "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

    A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.

    He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.

    The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.

    On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"

    I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

    I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

    What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

    There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

    What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

    They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

    Genders are like the Twin Towers.

    There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

    If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

    I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

    I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

    I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

    Guess who likes vegetables now?