Nothing Jokes

I am having a shit and there nothing else to read

No no no no Spot the intruder

Theres no one

What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good

Q: what did one one snake say to the other? A: Nothing because they are both dead

What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

hey, what those things on your arms they look like cuts wait what no it just marker nothing else....

Man we all have the one cool sibling then the strong sibling and then you the one who plays on there iPad on computer all day then when you are on vacation you are doing nothing at all

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement

The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.

what did the joker say to harley quinn? nothing

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose

what is the differance from an orphan and a homeless nothing haha

What did Steven Hawking say? Nothing

Last night I had the strangest dream !

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

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Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally

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