I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Nothing Jokes
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
