Not jokes
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Memes
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.