Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
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Why is the Reaper not funny at all? Well, he tells dead jokes!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
I made a website for orphans it does not have a home pages tho
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb.
Not 15, as my basements still dark
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
