Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Not Jokes
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
