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Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
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9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!