Not jokes
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.