Not jokes
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!