Not jokes
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
John is not funny.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.