Not jokes
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
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If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.