Not jokes
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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