Not jokes
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
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"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."