Not jokes
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)