Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Q: why can’t orphans be criminals
A: they are not wanted
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
why do orphans not like cereal.......bc there dad never came back with milk.
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
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Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.
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John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
