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What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
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Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
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