Not jokes
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.