Not jokes
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.