Not jokes
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Imagine not having a dad.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.