Not jokes

America

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Entertainment

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

God

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Memes

Website

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Uncle Joe

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

Orphan

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Cheese

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Period

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

Roast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Cancer

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad did not beat cancer.

Orphan

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Heaven

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?

Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.

Ex

It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.

Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!

Condom

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

Rule

Rules of dark humor.

1. Everything shall be touched.

2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.