Not jokes

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Why can’t an orphan play GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?

Not Johnny.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Try not to <3.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"