Not jokes
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not funny, guys!
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy