Not jokes

Death

    • What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

  • 2

    • School shooting

    • *School shooting happens.*

    Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

    American student: "First time?"

    Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

    American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

  • 1

    • Whale

    • So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

    The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

  • 1

    • Emo

    • This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

    Water

    • African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

    Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

    African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

    The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

  • 1

    • Orphan

    • It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

  • 4

    • Ball

    • Jesse: Do you like my ball?

    Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

    Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

  • 1

    • Dick

    • What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

    They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.