Not jokes
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.