Not jokes
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!