Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Not Jokes
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
