Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
i don't know a orphan joke but i bib cyr last night
because i an orphan
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*was actually up all night watching*
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
