RestaurantLachaz4 years agoWaitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
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ChocolateAnonymous3 years agoThis morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.