What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
teacher.what is cow kid.meat teacher.nice what is chicken kid.eggs teacher. what does the big fat pig give you kid.HOMEWORK
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Come on guys, It's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, The riot dev's try their best but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else. Like their downsyndrome
People want to be nice to each other, because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why is there A-C on hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Yo mama so nice she
Be nice
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where we treat our patients nicely
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)
What's 68+1=69 NICE
what did one emo kid say to the other? Nice guts G
if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”
Person 1:Yassin has sex with a piece of sex Person 2: nice, can I have some of your balls