How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
today I invented a new word plagiarism
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
