What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York đđđđđ
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
teacher we have new student hes an orphan student oof teacher is anyone missing student his parents
Whatâs New Yorkâs favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"Iâm a butcher" SHE:âperfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!â HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Whatâs the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherlandâs wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher đ
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
my teacher said say welcome to our new student he's an orphan the teacher said is anyone missing I said that kids parents
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. đđ¤Ł
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
Whatâs already gaining âtouristsâ? Whores.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face đ¤¤.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
