What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
When your friend gets involved with someone it affects the friendship when ever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend ,we should say I looked like the person you used to know but I've been modified to survive in this relationship if we have an argument and she's there I might disagree with you I'd rather countinue to see her naked.
I love you my new phone 📲
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why did Gwen go tho thestore. To have a new
new
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Happy New Years!
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
They said that new juice world album was shaking good....
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
Check out my new song. It’s called. Nlggas in the hood. And it’s really good so go listen
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?His buns were too tight.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and i will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke i do.
