Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"