Worst Jokes Ever
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like if you're gay.
Like, and comment if you're single.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
"Lune, it’s me."
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
*moans*
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.