You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Worst Jokes Ever
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
