Worst Jokes Ever

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

Biden and Trump.

That's it. That's the joke.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.