Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I'll put white in your smile.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
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When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?