Worst Jokes Ever
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.