Messi is really messy.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
