Worst Jokes Ever

The best joke. (This Form)

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.