Worst Jokes Ever

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.

Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

What can orphans not do in school?

My sister told me a joke.

All she said was "my life."

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"