How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Worst Jokes Ever
I hate my wife.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What's the difference between a duck?
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
