A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Your love life.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
