Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I am awesome, look at me!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D