Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Jokes are not funny.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Stig
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
