Worst Jokes Ever

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P

My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

They say they'll stay, but I left first.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.