Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
I like strippers on me.