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Worst Jokes Ever
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
