Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Hoi!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.