Worst Jokes Ever

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear