Worst Jokes Ever
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!