Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What the sigma?

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

How many children does Explain Bear have?