Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.