What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
