Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What would you do if you were killed?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
